Sotssetyu , despite its intended purpose , to connect people stopped and began untying the virtual war. And they feature - in complete violation of logic. Outraged users attacking nonexistent opponents argue with the assertion that you do not exclude from friends for that even , in fact, did not read .
I write about that missed work live , and imagine how would sitting on the radio, illuminated appearance Tymoshenko on Independence . Get the question , in my mind I , again, I want to give a huge performance entirely. Perplexed , because the word " whole " in general never wrote .
Someone wrote about the problems with the nanny , and gets back the battle commentators on Russia , Ukraine and America ( then the Ukrainian nanny ) .
Actually, you do not know where stepped on a mine : ask , how to ask a kindergarten " Smesharikov " or indignant that pedestrians will soon begin to check for sobriety.
That eagerness with which the inhabitants of Facebook pounce on any topic , like the famous chase scene in Georges Miloslavsky from the film " Ivan Vasilievich" . All running, running , then jump off the roof , but he remains. As a user, who throws the subject and watching the consequences - with surprise , horror , but sometimes satisfaction .
Here is a man muzzy from swearing about Ukraine , the Olympics and back Plushenko , pleads : "Please , return here SELF , boobs, seals and food! " Some respond . But pitiful five and three self seal ( boobs and generally not) do not change the picture : Facebook remains chaotic field shooting, where as on the Maidan, it is unclear where and who opens fire sniper.
This willingness to run, scream and " shoot " I find myself even when jokingly suggest arrange sorry srach from the story of an amateur gynecologist who examined clients via Skype . Received " outraged " comment that I'm a young mother and how I'm not ashamed , I start and already want to reply ... but then I say to myself, ' Whoa, this is a joke , I asked people to joke itself . "
Here's what happened : a means of mass communication has ceased to carry out this communication . Violation full rassinhron . The answer does not correspond to the question , a comment - topic fasting outrage - about . Eyes linguist Facebook now looks like a solid communicative failure . And what to do with it as synchronize all again - is unclear.
That is why such an outlet , and if you want a unifying suddenly become illegal for all Customs Union lacy panties . Feysbuchane sighed with relief : finally be trifled with , so that then it was excruciatingly painful for taking banned friends.
However, the agenda briefs disappeared quickly. And now - again rassinhron and chaotic communication links.
I want to once again establish communication. Everybody wants . Reception they heard ?
"By the way , what's up with lacy panties ? We all somehow distracted "- I read recently in a tape of Facebook . As they say, Like , timeshare and repost .